I am a really cute American mixed race fangirl who talks more about Sherlock than anything in the world. I'm a Hiddlestoner and member of the CumberCollective and I blame most of England for all my fangirl problems. I love SPN, Sherlock BBC, The Avengers, Marvel's Agents of SHIELD, Star Trek(TOS and Abrams 'verse), Heroes, and Doctor Who(even tho I've never seen an episode of DW). I ship: Johnlock, Crowley/Castiel, Spock/Uhura, Spirk, Khan/Spock, Khan/Uhura, Khan/Kirk, Captain America/Loki, Cap/Coulson, Coulson/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Thor, Natasha/Clint, Melinda May/Grant Ward, Ward/Coulson, May/Coulson, Fitz/Simmons, Fitz/Ward/Coulson, Fitz/Ward, Mystrade, Sherlolly, Sheriarty. I believe in equality for all races and sexes. I absolutely love writing, photography, and gay porn. Oh and I do occasionally write fic. Find me at AO3 under LokiandBaneGal or at ff.net under elle-0802(at least I think that's it). Both sites have all my fic.

 

fernacular:

hyaena13:

themoo-n:

kinkyturtle:

avri-wallflower:

sourcedumal:

Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.
Gurl bye
Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.
You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.
You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.

If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.

girl bye.
lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).
I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING. 
like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.
this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup. 
I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)
but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women. 
but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it. 

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER READ IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

And that is how you tear a fake feminist to shreds. Bravo.

preach

fernacular:

hyaena13:

themoo-n:

kinkyturtle:

avri-wallflower:

sourcedumal:

Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.

Gurl bye

Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.

You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.

You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.

If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.

girl bye.

lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).

I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING. 

like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.

this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup. 

I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)

but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women. 

but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it. 

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER READ IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

And that is how you tear a fake feminist to shreds. Bravo.

preach

nifflerstorm:

fuckingrapeculture:

[Transcript]

my-name-is-long:

funsizedcake:

cringepics:

wow

im gonna puke

I counted 9 various “go away”s, but he wouldn’t flipping STOP.

I love how he thinks offering a pile of trash (that is, himself) that he knows is unwanted counts as “generosity”.

- Mod D.

"don’t be a slut"

"have sex with me"

spookyshipserenity:

cosmic-philanthropy:

tal-yadin:

myresin:

starkblackmagic:

theforecastisblue:

Sea Monsters [LDN-RDNT]

THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

This is terrifying

This is why the open see is fucking terrifying! I mean, we have NO IDEA what kind of shit is down there!!!! There could be a bloddy civilization in there for all we know. HOW IS THAT NOT SCARY AS FUCK????

"There’s always a bigger fish."- Qui-Gon Jin

Reblogging just for that Star Wars reference

spookyshipserenity:

cosmic-philanthropy:

tal-yadin:

myresin:

starkblackmagic:

theforecastisblue:

Sea Monsters [LDN-RDNT]

THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

This is terrifying

This is why the open see is fucking terrifying! I mean, we have NO IDEA what kind of shit is down there!!!! There could be a bloddy civilization in there for all we know. HOW IS THAT NOT SCARY AS FUCK????

"There’s always a bigger fish."
- Qui-Gon Jin

Reblogging just for that Star Wars reference

(Source: whalearentyouclever)

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

crewdlydrawn:

the-goddamazon:

erebusodora:

msgryz:

the-cellist-in-portland:

Did you know: Chris Evans gets panic attacks. Yes, he does. This is one reason why he’s very private and didn’t really do any meet-and-greets on the Avengers’ sets.

It amazes and inspired me that a man who does what he does can do it, even with an anxiety disorder. You go, Chris.

This is why I get so upset when I hear negative comments about Chris and how he doesn’t seem as out-going as the rest of the Avengers cast. I remember hearing people complain about how he’s ‘rude’ and the like and it’s sad, because I highly doubt he intends to come off that way, he’s just more reserved than the others.

I remember hearing once that he actually went to seek psychiatric help before accepting the role of Captain America because of how anxious he felt regarding it. As well as the fact that he already played another Marvel superhero and he was concerned how comic fans would react to his playing another hero in that universe.

Just because someone’s in the entertainment industry doesn’t mean they’re going to be incredibly outgoing off camera just as much as they appear to be on camera. Some people just really enjoy acting; they’re not the characters they portray nor are they like their costars nor are they going to be incredibly outgoing because of their choice of career.

Now I’m really starting to root for this guy. Because, well. I kind of get the point more accurately than I wish I did.

And let’s not ignore the fact that working for Marvel this long he has probably become really close with his fellow co-stars and other members of the cast and crew and so they all know this and probably don’t push him in meet and greets because they want to accommodate him.

I imagine the Avengers cast are protective of one another, tbh.

This is why I got so angry when a gif floated around zero-ing in on Evans seeming to scratch at the crease of his thigh / side of his crotch area.

First off, uhm, guys? When you’re sweating, that part of your body gets itchy and uncomfortable… even for GIRLS. So during an interview, while laughing, making a swift motion to adjust your pants/underpants or ease an itch or something is just natural, part of life.

Secondly… this man is already more private than most, has anxieties about being in the public eye, and THIS is the man someone chooses to post a gif of “look he had to scratch an itch!!” …? SMDH.

(Source: ohyeahcevans)

froofie:

tranimation:

divawitha-d:

goatnamedfelica:

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

this is the funniest thing ever

This just have me an idea! You know how there are porn spoofs of actual movies and such? Well, I’m gonna make non-pornographic spoofs of porn where each line of dialogue (like above) will all be serious!

This is from James Gunn’s PG PORN.  He’s the director of GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!

The Fillion one is hilarious! Look! (watch how terrible he is at nailing a bookcase) (requires you to put in your DOB. There is no nudity)

(Source: sizvideos)